Swiss Ban Minarets – Hard Cheese, Hard Cheese

November 30th, 2009 · Glob-al

I really have nothing against Switzerland. They’re a generally peace loving people, pioneers in wonderful things like the Red Cross and cheese, but I’m disappointed with their recent national ban on minarets. The ban was first proposed by the nationalist Swiss People’s Party in 2007. The motion was not put to vote till recently, and the results were announced on November the 29th 2009. Switzerland practices a form of direct democracy (way to go Switzerland!) and it turns out that from the 53% of the population that turned out to vote, 57.5% of voters approved the proposal. This is one case where the population can’t shift all the blame to the government and pretend to be as indignant as the next guy. (The guy with full facial hair, rudely pushing around his fully veiled wife, perchance hiding a weapon of mass destruction under his cap.)

This is what the Swiss people want. They feel threatened by the visibility of minorities, and see the minaret as a symbol of muslim political power. (Which it is, by the way, but it is also functionally a vantage point from which the muezzin makes his call to prayer, and aesthetically rather a beautiful piece of architecture, if not a little phallic.) I imagine that the minaret represents to them all the violence of fundamentalists, the freeloading tendencies of immigrants, and, might I go as far as to say, the possibility that Christianity is in peril. Uh oh.

Don’t cringe yet, I’m taking this a step further. Could it be that the white man is growing a tad insecure? I do not want to make an association between race and religion without acknowledging all the white muslims in the world . I know you exist, but you will never be a stereotype, or at least not for another 100 years or so.

I’m also going to say it at the risk of sounding racist, which I am most certainly not much. White folks are lovable and beautiful, but it is also true that many white folks (like all folks) think that they are better than other people. Why do they think this? They think this because not many years ago there was an English empire, and also because before that there were Aryans, and because since the dawn of civilization (which in many minds is a time around the Renaissance, not Mesopotamia) the poor white man has had the burden of disciplining all the other monkeys. And what’s more, the most economically and (thus) politically powerful countries in the world are mostly white populations (either practicing or not practicing Christianity.)

Coloured balls have recently appeared in the international arena. Arabs flew planes into the WTC towers in New York; random acts of terrorism attributed to non-white muslims have occurred in England, India, Iraq, Iran, and many more countries. Fundamentalist Islamists are perceived as a force to be reckoned with, or at least a violent group of troublemakers causing destruction wherever they go. Furthermore, China is being heralded as an emerging economic superpower, and China, India, Pakistan and N.Korea have tested nuclear missiles. These instances are either attempts to seize power or demonstrate power and thanks to global media, they have been seen.

Forget the perception of modern history, race is still a prominent determinant in the understanding of current events (For example: BLACK president elected in the USA.) Muslims are still perceived as a non-white race, and race holds an unfortunately decisive place in the minds of human beings. It incorrigibly affects our perception of ‘others.’ As long as this persists, the Swiss have every right to feel insecure.

To give you a clearer picture of what’s what, there were protests in Switzerland almost immediately after the results came out, and dissent was voiced in many other presumably white countries. Also, the Vatican denounced the ban as violating religious freedom, as did the Roman Catholic bishops in Switzerland. The French have also condemned it, but at the same time France is considering a ban on the veil, and similar bans are being encouraged in Germany, Denmark, and the Netherlands. Reactions are mixed, as they always will be in a plural global platform (which is exactly how it should be.)

I said earlier that minarets are symbols of power. I want to clarify that they have evolved into this conception through being a symbol of a rising people. Undoubtedly, Muslims in Switzerland will feel a mixture of pride and resentment when they encounter the 4 minarets that are already standing. These minarets will become revered and guarded testaments to the presence of Islam. The Swiss made a move to maintain their culture, but it was ill-advised, too simple to be anything but counter-productive. If they are looking to protect their people, they would have done better to ban McDonald’s (which, by the way, has its European headquarters in Geneva.)

Little Birdies:

Christian Science Monitor

Europe News

Euro News

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Liberal BC Government Creates Options for Artists.

September 11th, 2009 · Oh Canada

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Biked down to the Vancouver Art Gallery to show solidarity and see what would emerge from the government’s decision to cut funding to the Arts and Culture Sector by 90% percent over the next few years. It was a bah-humbug day, and I think that while the clouds did a lot for dramatic effect and enhanced Vancouverism, they didn’t help the turn out at all. I’m used to massive Indian crowds, but even by indifferent North American standards, not nearly enough people were present, especially considering the number of folks that turn up at plays, concerts, exhibitions, dance and music workshops, film screenings, and so on.

Mo Dhaliwal from the Alliance for Arts and Culture was there, and he made an inspiring comment about how Art is a way for a rich and vibrant community to describe their own future. I don’t think enough people realize just how important their varied culture is, especially in a country like Canada where identity is so clearly undefined.

Deputy Mayor Ellen Woodsworth was also there, and she talked about the jobs that would be lost due to the funding cuts, and also mentioned that similar cuts were crippling the education and transit sectors. If you live in Vancouver, you’ve heard all the stats, or should have by now. For every $1 investment in the Arts, the government receives such and such ($1.36) returns in taxes and so on. So it seems like a somewhat imprudent idea for the government to take money away from a business that is clearly holding up their ROI. So who is getting the money instead? I understand that there isn’t so much to begin with, but have you seen this? With absolutely no puns intended, it paints a not-so-pretty picture of how the funds have been distributed for the next term:
BC Budget Visualizations

I went to the BC govt’s online media-room to see if they had anything to say that would explain these obscene funding cuts, and I have to admit, that in his presentation, Finance Minister Colin Hansen makes some very good points about how the worldwide economic crisis has made this year’s budget more challenging than ever before, but a 14 billion dollar investment in infrastructure at the cost of the culture that inhabits it seems like overkill. Needless to say, BC’s cultural growth does not factor in any of his slide-shows. I suppose this is all you can expect from a liberal agenda. It’s not like they’re counting on the Artist Vote for their next term anyway.

So what’s to become of the artist community? I guess it’s always been a rough road and things probably won’t be looking up anytime soon. There is the (gag) on/off source of funds from the gaming industry, but that’s a pretty garbage way to fund your programs to begin with. The government doesn’t seem to care much for arts and culture, so I suppose it’s up to the people of BC to fill in the gap. Turn-out at the protest notwithstanding, I think we have it in us to stand up for what is important, to be critical of a thoughtless government and still be positive in action, to be independent and yet supportive of each other in producing the beautiful sights and sounds that make the ethos of a city (because God knows it’s not the hideous constructions downtown that do it for me.)

Need more info?
Alliance for Arts
The Tyee

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Gotta Melon?

September 2nd, 2009 · Glob-al

Oh sure they saw it coming...

Oh sure they saw it coming...

Without taking sides in the food VS fuel argument, I’m thrilled about this latest discovery made by Wayne Fish and his team at the USDA South Central Research lab in Oklahoma. Apparently, watermelons are a great source of sugar. (no, that’s not the discovery, wait for it…) The sugar is ‘easily fermentable’ and can be converted to ethanol!

Now you may not want to drink it, but with some tweaks to the engine, you can run your car on it, or farmers can run their tractors on it, heat a home, make electricity, and so on. Great stuff. So where are we going to get all the watermelon to make fuel from? I mean people are hungry, for Pete’s sake.

You know how when you go grocery shopping you grab the pick of the lot? No blemish or imperfection will ever make it to your fruit bowl. What happens to all the ‘second rate’ fruit? Well, some of it stays in the field – a sort of graveyard for the tainted. The soil is revitalized with the decaying matter of corrupt currants, blighted bananas, and so on. The sneaky bad apples that actually make it to the store end up being thrown away (or if the store owner is responsible, go to a compost heap and end up in the soil again.)

Wayne and his team collected the juice from watermelons that didn’t cut the grade because they were misshapen or evil looking (which, incidentally, is 1/5th of any crop) and turned it into power juice for machines – in a similar way that you can get fuel from corn or sugarcane, or even algae.

I did a little research (read: googled it) and found out that the world’s largest producer of watermelons is China. In 2007, China banned the expansion of the biofuel production industry because of the problems associated with planting corn for fuel. If Jintao were to reconsider his plans and cash in on this watermelon idea, there’s no telling what heights they could reach. I’m picturing world domination. Or at least they’ll take Tibet.

Okay, so this post is a bit of an inflation. I like stretching the truth every now and then. Facts are facts though – if you want to get in touch with my little birdie, here are some sources:

Telegraph
Wikipedia
National Geographic
Bad Apple

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Busking in the Sunlight

August 29th, 2009 · Oh Canada

Maybe if he paid less attention to his hair, more to his songwriting.

Maybe if he paid less attention to his hair, more to his songwriting.

This is a tribute to Remy, manic busker strategically positioned with his apathetic dog outside Vancity on Main st. Something about his casually aggressive demeanor, his wonderfully crafted hair, his long pauses for effect (somewhere in the vicinity of half an hour between each song) and of course, his brilliant sign, made me want to empty my pockets into his guitar case, despite the fact that my skin strained just a little bit with each progressive dis-chord.

“I’m a hopeless romantic, you’re just hopeless…” His lyrics resonate. Just the sort of thing to cheer you up after a particularly bleak visit to your bank account. It made me smile. It also made me think about Joshua Bell, the magically gifted, widely acclaimed violinist who busked outside a Metro station in DC and received just a little more attention than the local bum-figure whose spot he probably stole. He played for one hour and made $32. This was two days after he sold out an entire theatre in Boston. (If you haven’t received this forward yet, please contact my father.)

Could Remy be a prodigy in disguise? I really doubt it. But then again hardly anyone recognized Paul McCartney when he did it, and only one woman recognized Sting.

I pet the pet, dropped a dollar, and took a phone-photo of Remy just in case. I’ll make millions off it when the word gets out. (Starting now!)

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Haunting Truths

August 25th, 2009 · You freak! (me freak)

Some things are just funnier when they aren't about you.
Some things are just funnier when they aren’t about you.

This is what happens when one is addicted to photo editing software (and can’t draw to save her life.) I wanted to be a comic artist, but at 3:40 am, as I cut and paste fragments of pictures into semi-coherence, I wonder why I didn’t just stick with words…

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